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CokeMan 
24/4/07 4:28:03 PM
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SNK on Witching Touching Game 88,542 Views

It's the most infamous DS game we've never played. And we know surprisingly little about Doki Doki Majo Saiban. Intertube reaction has run the gamut of amused (us) to critical (others) and in denial (others). Some are claiming the title is flat out porn, while some state that there's no way Nintendo would let that happen. We doubt that the game is at either end of the pole and still giggle at the newly minted touch-a-girl-to-see-if-she's-a-witch sub-genre.

Earlier today, I contacted SNK Playmore Japan to see if we could find out more regarding the title, such as whether or not it was an adult title and what it's CERO (Japan's ESRB) rating would be. The response? Some of the screenshots on the internet are not official, which common sense tells us is easy to separate. And regarding the rating, it hasn't been announced. As an official statement, we were sent a short description of the game's story that has been circulating since TGS. Here's a quick and dirty translation:

Story: Previously, there were a few witches in the world. Current day. People don't know it, but the number of witches have grown. So God has chosen two mischievous middle school students, Akuji and Tenshi ("Angel") Ruru, to search for witches. Using the touch pen, players engage in a witch hunt adventure.

SNK didn't provide any more information beyond that. This description along with some screens shots of girls in short skirts and cleavage. So, is it porn? Doubt it, and always have. A quick look at the actual SNK images show that the game probably isn't intended for children. Still, we are delighted about this touch-a-girl-to-see-if-she's-a-witch sub-genre. Sounds wicked! Brian Ashcraft


http://kotaku.com/gaming/top/snk-on-witching-touching-game-207023.php
and more at http://kotaku.com/gaming/doki-doki-majo-saiban/
also...
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/04/20

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Azawrath 
24/4/07 5:06:18 PM
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rofl thats awesome 8^P

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morris 
24/4/07 5:23:47 PM
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Umm... when can we get the game?

And I haven't bothered with the stylus for a while. I've actually just used my finger to select things on my DS.

... I think I'll leave my comments there.

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hectorbustnuts 
24/4/07 5:28:01 PM
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Quote by morris
Umm... when can we get the game?

And I haven't bothered with the stylus for a while. I've actually just used my finger to select things on my DS.

... I think I'll leave my comments there.




Yeeesssss...finger.

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justinp 
24/4/07 5:33:20 PM
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I will use the thumb strap for extra pleasure :)

PS does anyone know where I can buy just the DS thumb strap fo cheap? I need one, and I don't want to buy one of those little kits full o crap as I have lots of accessories already.

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Taranthor 
24/4/07 6:24:06 PM
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She's a witch! BURN HER!

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Khirareq 
24/4/07 6:27:24 PM
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nvm


Edited by Khirareq: 24/4/2007 06:28:58 PM

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morris 
24/4/07 7:26:10 PM
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Quote by justinp
I will use the thumb strap for extra pleasure :)

PS does anyone know where I can buy just the DS thumb strap fo cheap? I need one, and I don't want to buy one of those little kits full o crap as I have lots of accessories already.

Let me know if you find one too. I don't need the extra stuff in those kits because I have the parts I want.



EDIT:
So to determine if she's a witch we touch their bodies. I guess it's more fun than tossing them into a lake to see if they drown or not. And if they don't drown do we get out a duck and a large set of scales and see if they weigh the same.


Edited by morris: 24/4/2007 7:39:43 PM

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MoshVandal 
24/4/07 10:12:15 PM
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So you mean we should have got you up on a set of scales a few weeks ago, eh Rose?

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morris 
24/4/07 10:20:50 PM
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I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!

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thetap 
25/4/07 2:59:56 AM
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Quote by justinp
I will use the thumb strap for extra pleasure :)

PS does anyone know where I can buy just the DS thumb strap fo cheap? I need one, and I don't want to buy one of those little kits full o crap as I have lots of accessories already.


Oh really? If you had bought a DS instead of pirating one, you'd have a strap already!

We're onto you, buddy.

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morris 
25/4/07 3:07:25 AM
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Quote by thetap
Oh really? If you had bought a DS instead of pirating one, you'd have a strap already!

We're onto you, buddy.

I wish the DS Lite had come with a thumb strap. I'm sick of the stylus hence using my finger instead.

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thetap 
25/4/07 3:18:45 AM
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Oh.

I still think he pirated his, though.

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