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Massive dog penis.
jef 
30/8/06 11:09:15 PM
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With the print run these people have...you really need to be sure there are no massive dog cocks in your pictures.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/cockup-or-leg-pull/2006/08/30/1156816940678.html

Catalogue cock-up's just a leg pull
Jano Gibson
August 30, 2006 - 11:16AM

IKEA's latest catalogue has raised eyebrows around the world because a pet dog which features on the inside cover appears to have a human-sized penis.

The "unfortunate" image, as IKEA reps have described it, appears on page two of the Swedish furniture company's glossy new 2007 catalogue - of which 175 million copies have been printed and distributed to 35 countries, including Australia.

Reports say several Canadian customers have complained to IKEA about the image while blog postings on the net are abuzz with rumours that the dog's "Swedish sausage" is the result of a mischievous employee who digitally added the image using a program like Photoshop or placed a sex aid on the couch during the photo shoot.

"They dont know if it was a disgruntled employee who placed the big dildo there or just one of those photo magic moments where what you actually see is just a figment of your imagination," wrote one blogger.

Another said: "At first glance, it just looks like a happy family enjoying their IKEA furniture. But look closer. The dog seems to be enjoying the IKEA furniture a little too much."

IKEA's Canadian public relations manager, Madeleine Frick, agreed the image bears "an uncanny likeness" to a human appendage but insisted it is just the dog's leg.

"Our intent is not to offend anybody. There is a resemblance to something else, but it is in fact the dog's leg," she told the Globe and Mail.

Another IKEA public relations representative told CTV "the image had definitely not been tampered with."

"We saw this particular photo when the prints came through here in Canada. ...But we can definitely say this is a picture of a dog's leg, and it is not something else."

The Australian edition of the IKEA 2007 catalogue is expected to be released on September 18.

Australian IKEA representatives were not available for comment this morning.

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DJ_Pee_Zee 
30/8/06 11:10:08 PM
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Pics or it didnt happen!

you know the rules!!!

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confined 
30/8/06 11:10:54 PM
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Hard to tell whether it's a dildo or the dog's belly.

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LordBug 
30/8/06 11:12:15 PM
Immortal

I've seen the pic.

To the imagination, it looks like a dick.
But to me, it looks like a fold of skin. A dog's cock that's not pink? What breed is that fucker?

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1shot1kill 
30/8/06 11:12:27 PM
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What a cockup!

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DJ_Pee_Zee 
30/8/06 11:13:31 PM
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http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/ikeacatalogdog.html

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jef 
30/8/06 11:13:43 PM
Primarch

Quote by DJ_Pee_Zee
Pics or it didnt happen!

you know the rules!!!



i tried to pull one off the web, seems the knob posters have cocked up and maxed their bandwidth. silly dongers.

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The_Salty_Peanut 
30/8/06 11:14:10 PM
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Hmmm...

Lets see how many dog dick specialists come out of the woodwork... :P

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Squidy 
30/8/06 11:16:06 PM
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Quote by The_Salty_Peanut
Hmmm...

Lets see how many dog dick specialists come out of the woodwork... :P




Dont worry, Asai should be here soon :)

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Asai 
30/8/06 11:16:44 PM
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Quote by The_Salty_Peanut
Hmmm...

Lets see how many dog dick specialists come out of the woodwork... :P



You called?

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Squidy 
30/8/06 11:17:09 PM
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ROFL! told ya! :D

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jef 
30/8/06 11:17:09 PM
Primarch

Quote by DJ_Pee_Zee
http://www.jokaroo.com/funnypictures/ikeacatalogdog.html



that's one dog you dont want running down your driveway to say hello after a late night out!

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Refuse/Resist 
30/8/06 11:24:35 PM
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Pfft. That dog has nothing on me.

*sleeps easy tonight*

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spyhunter 
30/8/06 11:30:00 PM
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HAHA! I got the catalogue in the mail today.

It's an odd image, to be sure.

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deadpeep 
30/8/06 11:32:20 PM
Guru

Hmm

Now I have to check the mail just so I can take it with me everywhere tomorrow and point it out to little old ladies

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LordBug 
30/8/06 11:47:52 PM
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http://candystirfry.com/ikeadog.jpg
I don't know how well that link works (Worked, then didn't, then did for me) but all I can say, is that doesn't look like a real dog's penis to me.

Point 1. If you've been witness to a range of dog's penis', you'd see that they're pink. Bright, slimy pink. Laughably so, when one is resting their chin on your friend's shoulder, and their penis (Not your friend's) is protuding, in the back of your car.

Poit 2. If you view the purchasable poster for Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride", the particular one in which the two to be wedded are either side, and the corpse bride herself is center background, you'll notice her leg, actually looks a shitload like a dead dick.

Point 3. Everyone is a pervert nowadays. For the time, people are getting fired over a presumed "Dog's penis" on a catalogue cover. Give it three months, and you'll be seeing articles on how great that picture of two humanoid hermaphrodite animals, getting intimate on the cover of a child's book, really is.


I'll admit, it looks a lot like a dick. A human penis. Not a dog's.
I have seen animals with legs that're munted like that.
Photoshop is a possibility.
Either way... I feel like being the sour prick to scream nay, everyone else is a prudish bastard.

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Leonid 
30/8/06 11:48:20 PM
Champion

That dog's cock looks bigger than any other male's appendage in that photograph.

Hehe

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orinjuse 
31/8/06 12:42:53 AM
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That dog looks pretty shagged out. Good thing that couch was there to get laid on.

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Cybes 
31/8/06 12:50:18 AM
Disciple

...I can't see anything that would even raise an eyebrow. Mind you, I didn't see anything racey about Sharon Stone's leg-crossing scene in Basic Instinct , either - even watching it on frame-by-frame, and hoping for it. Maybe I'm just blind.

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chubby 
31/8/06 12:53:28 AM
Champion

as if someones that perverted enough to point it out!

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