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plebsmacker 
9/9/08 12:07:51 PM
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Boy in bizarre 'fish in penis' accident

Video stills by Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman
Doctors treating a 14 year old boy from India were shocked to find a 2cm long fish had "slipped" up his penis and into his bladder.

The patient, who was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period, gave an interesting explanation.

Details of the case, which was documented in The Internet Journal of Urology, have revealed that the patient claimed that the fish "slipped" into his penis while he was maintaining his aquarium.

Did it jump or was it pushed?
The paper's authors, Professor G Vezhaventhan and Professor R Jeyaraman, wrote: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine

"When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms.

"Mentally he was sound and clinically he was absolutely a normal person with no previous history of any psychiatric illness."

Closer examination using an X-ray failed to show anything, but an ultrasonagram check of the boy's abdomen revealed a full bladder and a small "echogenic object", indicating the presence of a foreign body in the urinary bladder.

Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman then used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps attached down the boy's penis.

Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide. It's definitely not a Candiru.

Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman report that a range of self-inflicted foreign bodies have been previously removed from the male genitalia and lower urinary tract.

However, the authors claim that the case is the first evidence in the medical literature of fish traveling upstream in the urethra, crossing the external sphincter and entering the urinary bladder.

"These foreign bodies were inserted or applied for autoerotic, psychiatric, therapeutic, or no definite reasons by the patient.

"Most patients were too ashamed to admit they had inserted or applied any object and usually presented when a complication had occurred from the foreign body such as difficulty in voiding, hematuria, pain or swelling, extravasations or abscess formation. Our case is a peculiar one."

After the removal of the fish the boy's symptoms disappeared, but he was subsequently sent for psychiatric counselling.

For more information see the paper: G. Vezhaventhan, R. Jeyaraman (2007) - Unusual Foreign Body In Urinary Bladder: A Case Report. The Internet Journal of Urology. 2007. Volume 4 Number 2.

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1773


Sorry for the copypasta, but how the hell do you shove a 2cm fish up your urethra ?

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wheelz 
9/9/08 12:12:21 PM
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With great difficulty I would imagine.

I normally prefer my fish with a nice lemon butter sauce.

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Khirareq 
9/9/08 12:19:50 PM
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Now, Ive heard stories of shoving lead shot down there to increase sexual pleasure - I have also heard of these little metal rods you slide down the hole to make masturbation better - But I havent heard of using a fish before

/makes note

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TheFrunj 
9/9/08 12:26:48 PM
God

He took the fish to the toilet with him, then pissed on it?

More like shoved it where a fish should never be shoved.

He could've used that practical fish keeping site, before that whole "fish in mah penis" issue.

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tantryl 
9/9/08 12:30:02 PM
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Wow.

Just... wow.

I like that he thought he could convince people a 2cm fish could just drop into his dick and get swallowed up.

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Kothos 
9/9/08 12:36:32 PM
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Um.

Was it still alive?

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MrFriendly 
9/9/08 12:44:07 PM
Titan

^_-

Eer...ah....

hmmmmmmm

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Shikimaru 
9/9/08 12:55:44 PM
Titan

Almost as bad as sticking Mice into your bottom..

On that note, anyone watch South Park Last night?

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Homer.Jay 
9/9/08 6:47:33 PM
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Quote by Shikimaru
Almost as bad as sticking Mice into your bottom..

On that note, anyone watch South Park Last night?



Poor lemmywinks.
maybe he was trying to fuck the fish.

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robzy 
9/9/08 6:52:07 PM
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What a fishy story.

Rob.

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Blind_Faith 
9/9/08 8:24:39 PM
Master

If some people can present to the ER with a coke bottle, which accidently penetrated their rectum, then a 2cm fish up someones urethra is nothing.

EDIT: before someone says it, no, I'm not talking from experience.


Edited by Blind_Faith: 9/9/2008 8:26:12 PM

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GL0Be 
9/9/08 8:26:36 PM
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Need pic of indian boy with Mullet hair style :P

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Midnighter 
9/9/08 8:39:55 PM
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Quote by tantryl
Wow.

Just... wow.

I like that he thought he could convince people a 2cm fish could just drop into his dick and get swallowed up.

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Chewhacca 
9/9/08 9:20:29 PM
Master

I prefer mine grilled, with a low urine content.

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oddman 
9/9/08 9:26:06 PM
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Cooked. Not cocked.

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Frizzl 
9/9/08 10:13:18 PM
Titan

Well I have heard of those fish in Africa I think it was, that are attracted to urine and swim up the urethra, they're also barbed so it's not easy getting them out either :/

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Foods 
9/9/08 10:16:09 PM
Titan

Quote by Shikimaru
Almost as bad as sticking Mice into your bottom..

On that note, anyone watch South Park Last night?



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Kimmo 
9/9/08 10:21:35 PM
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I tried, but I can't think of the right angle to slip a Babelfish gag in

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Midnighter 
9/9/08 10:26:21 PM
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Something fishy about this. :P

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Kimmo 
9/9/08 10:31:16 PM
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Robzyesque.

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